Hyeri is a worthless bitch and I hate her.

Now that I've got your attention... I don't actually hate Hyeri.

R.I.P RiSe

Heaven has gained another angel...

Rest in Paradise, Kwon Risae.

#RIPEunB

It's been a while since I've written anything on this blog... I didn't even think to say I was going on hiatus, but due to how small time this blog is, I didn't think anyone cared.

However that's not relevant right now, what is relevant is that I didn't want to write this article because quite frankly I shouldn't be... and it is really upsetting that I am.

Sexy Time With Nana

Just in case ya'll think I'm talking about my grandma...

If you ain't heard of her before, get to know now... This chick is hot.

She is as cute as a button and beautiful too, but if you think she can't be that pretty and a seductive fox at the same time... Think again.

Our next feature is After School's Nana!

Sexy Time With Sera

Korea, France and Canada combined together to form this beautiful woman with a beautiful voice... God bless America.

Unlike Taeyeon who really couldn't be called Sexy, this woman fits the bill very nicely... As the leader of a nine member girl group should do.

Our next entry is Sera from Nine Muses!

Taemin's audition for the Korean Olympic 100m Team.

'Nuff fucking said. The title of the video says it all really...

... Oh you want me to talk about this? Fine.

A Wild Taeyeon Appears! (Otherwise known as Sexy Time With Taeyeon)

To be fair... you couldn't call this sexy, right?

Kim Taeyeon and Sexy don't usually go together, so instead we'll call this "A Wild Taeyeon Appears" or "Cute Time With Taeyeon" because the Kid Leader of SNSD and Ahjumma in a young woman's body, isn't gonna top anyone's sexy list.

Our next entry on "Sexy Time" is Taeyeon!

Psycho Bitch Entry Two - Hong Ga Hye

On the previous installment of "Psycho Bitch" we talked about the fictional Kim Yeoshin, the alleged idol-killer...

Unfortunately, our next entry (and hopefully our last) is real. Allow me to introduce to you, the face of pure evil and several mental disorders.

More after the break--

Sexy Time With Eunji

Words cannot describe how breathtakingly beautiful this woman is... Oh well, time to fap!

If you haven't heard of Nine Muses before, you should get to know them. They're basically SNSD if every single member was tall, elegant and sexy...

Allow me to introduce our next entry, Eunji from Nine Muses!

Sewol.

This isn't gonna be some highly decorated blog entry filled with hilarious one-liners or snippy quips inspired by my somewhat british sense of humour (except the somewhat bitter one here or there)... Otherwise, this is a serious post.

I apologize in advance if this ruins your day.

Sexy Time With Soyou

Now take note ladies... THIS is how you give bedroom eyes.

Another entry for your viewing pleasure, the sultry and soulful lead vocalist of SISTAR, Soyou!

It's like taking candy from a fangirl.

Unless Jonghyun is wearing nail varnish, which I highly doubt, then your package just got jacked.

So apparently MBC staff also work as mail-interceptors which is, you know, a felony in some parts of the world?

But hey, it's only a fangirl, no one's gonna care right?

Here's why that line of thinking would be wrong, after the break...

NS Yoon-G "Yasisi" MV Review

There are a thousand things that I want to do to that body... All of them are 19+

Remember how Helena of Troy had a face that could sail a thousand ships, this woman has a body that would make me take a flight to Korea, buy all sorts of tracking equipment, find out where she is "sasaeng-style" and give her a hug.

A sexual hug.

Sexy Time With Miryo

Meet Miryo... Otherwise known as what would happen if Aeon Flux and Mirror's Edge were to fuse with K-Pop.

Our next feature on Waifu Wednesdays Sexy Time is Miryo from Brown Eyed Girls.

TaeNy and KhunToria fans going down with their ships.

In lieu of dating news it has been recently revealed that both Tiffany and Nichkhun are dating... Who may you ask?

Each other.

Sexy Time With NS Yoon-G

Why haven't I heard of you earlier? Damn I'm really missing out in this whole K-Pop thing.

Okay who was the selfish cunt that decided to wait until I watched "Yasisi" to stan the fuck out of this gorgeous woman.

Just wait until I finally finish the MV review, it's gonna be nuts.

Our next feature, NS Yoon-G!

So Hyoyeon had to smack a bitch.

See this right here? This is Hyoyeon's face before she goes to smack a bitch.

Hyoyeon decides that she wants to do a backflip from a 2nd floor balcony and bitches be trying to stop her and shit...

Crayon Pop "UH-EE" MV Review

POP! POP! KEU-RAY-ON-POP!

Crayon Pop have just released their comeback single "UH-EE" and I've taken it upon myself to review the newest addition to the discography of Lady Gaga's newest opening act.

More after the break!

The Life and Times of Yuri's Thighs.

DEM THIGHS MAN!!!

Sexy Time With Bora

She looks cute right? But looking below her face you can see the potential.

A dangerous combination of cute and sexy is in our next entry... Introducing our next idol on "Sexy Time".

The queen of sprinting and affectionately referred to as Bosain Bolt... Bora from SISTAR!

More after the break...

The Future of Girls' Day

I've never been turned on by Suits so much in my life...

Remember how I did  a post like this for SNSD? Now I'm doing one for Girls' Day.

The Woes of a Sooyoungster

In case you haven't realized by now... I'm a Sooyoung fan.

So KBS doesn't like Oranges or Caramel...

If only mermaids were really that cheap... 

In a bizarre twist that only the likes of M. Night Shyamalan could produce, the most unlikely K-Pop subunit to get banned have managed to do just that.

Sexy Time With Woori

She's really pretty here! ^_^

If there is one thing this girl knows how to do? It is rap in a deceptively deep voice and take good selcas!

Our next idol on "Sexy Time" is the Neighbourhood Unnie and eldest in Rainbow, Woori!

More after the break...

Lieutenant Sunye and her mission in Haiti! (rant time)

The Hottest MILF (under the age of 30) in the game... Min Sunye!

Ah Sunye, what do I do with you?

Three down, six to go! ^_^

I got a boy now... So feel jealous as you fap to this pic of me.

It all started with Hyoyeon and Jay Kim, but that was considered a "sibling relationship". Then Yoona get's the Nation's flower boy Lee Seung Gi, followed by Sooyoung and Jung Kyung Ho and now--

Sexy Time With Bohyung

I honestly love her hoodie!

For our next feature on "Sexy Time" we have the simply gorgeous, amazingly talented and serial bias-list ruiner maknae of SPICA, Kim Bohyung!

Can you believe she was meant to be part of 2NE1? Easily Main Vocalist in that group, have you heard this girl wail? O_O

More after the break...

2NE1, The Qu'ran and you.

Does this look like a group of people that want to purposely antagonize a religious group into blind hatred?

Well okay, based on that photo it does... But trust me that is not the case. If you didn't already know what I was talking about, you are probably wondering what on earth I'm talking about...

I'm talking about this--

Sexy Time With Sojin

Alright guys, I know I said Wednesday but I had work that day... So instead I'm going to upload this article today.

Now for our next feature, it is Sexy Time With Sojin from Girls' Day!

2NE1 Crush Album Review

2NE1 is back, yay!

Now amidst this whole Sone vs Blackjack war going on, you'd think I wouldn't do a fair review for 2NE1's album right? Dead wrong.

The thing is music is music regardless of who it comes from, SNSD have released shitty songs before (I Got A Boy) and I've called them out on it before. Conversely 2NE1 have released very nice songs (Do You Love Me, Missing You and Clap Your Hands) that I have enjoyed and praised before.

So with that in mind, this review is completely fair and unbiased and I hope you'll keep that in mind.

Sexy Time With Yubin

Now for something different... Every Wednesday, I'm gonna pick an idol I really like and post some of their most photogenic pictures just for kicks.

Who knows... I may even take requests! :P

The first entry is gonna be my second all time favourite female idol... Yubin from Wonder Girls!

SNSD Mr Mr (EP) Review

SOSHI IS BACK, ALL HAIL THE GODDESSES!!!

Forgive my excitement but I've been waiting for so long for them to come back with a Korean release and from the teaser my appetite was satiating so badly... Now after listening to the EP? My appetite was whet beautifully... This EP was beautifully diverse and produced to an excellent level... But allow me to go into detail for this one.

Sunmi Full Moon (EP) Review

 

Remember her? She "released" a mini album today, and I got to check it out... So now I'm gonna do a review on it! :)

So what the hell is YG doing now?

Shout out to Netizen Buzz for this article.

Now then, I just have one thing to say about YG, the man is a visionary and a lot of respect to what he has done for K-Pop by bringing in people like Big Bang, 2NE1 and Se7en into the industry.

I love how much freedom he gives his artists and what he did for them in terms of nurturing and developing them, he even has some great ideas and he's never short of them... Which is almost to a fault sometimes as evidenced by the fact that he wants to give comebacks (and a debut mind) to everyone in his company in February...

Mamamoo... SPREAD THE WORD PEOPLE!!!

The one group that might make me think twice about SPICA, and they're rookies!

Here's the video for their MV that just came out...

Kim Yeoshin - The Idol Killer (Debunked)

The link for the person who called bullshit on Kim Yeoshin is here..

Sooyoung now?

My bias T^T

But in all seriousness, I just posted an article about freaking Yoona, then I hear some news about Sooyoung supporting Yoona in her relationship, and now this?

Freaking hell, SNSD are getting mad publicity for this shit and just in time for their comeback... too.

LEE SOOMAN YOU FUCKING GENIUS!!!

Girls' Day - "Something" MV Review/Spazz Out

Yura... Why must you be so beautiful?

OMG!!! IT'S OUT NIGGAS, COP THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!!!

Nah man I need to relax, it's a mature concept and it's Girl's Day... It's gonna be good but it's not gonna be amazing or brilliant or anything, right?

DEAD WRONG MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Watch it here!

Snakehead to debut with "Bar Bar Bar"

For a bit of a backstory, click here.

Now for those who don't know, Snakehead is the junior male group to Crayon Pop... This is what they look like.

Wait, these guys actually look decent... You sure they are Crayon Pop's junior group?

Chrome Entertainment has suffered from what I like to refer to as "Obsessive Memetic Mutation Disorder" in which they found something that is popular and decided to squeeze the fuck out of it's livelihood and completely ruin any value that the song had in the first place.

Hyogre? U WOT M8?

I'm sorry but this is actually starting to piss me off now, the entirety of my life as a K-Pop enthusiast I have heard everyone under the sun talk shit about Kim Hyoyeon, however it is nothing to do with her talent (I'd probably smack the shit out of them if they did)...

It's because of this--

O HAI THAR OPPA, AM I PURTEH?!

Girl's Day make me UNF!!!

Yoona and Seung Gi are dating!

A couple isn't allowed to be that good looking!

So I just found out about this rather recently, but yeah these two are dating and I guess that's cool! Good for them!

My 10 Favourite K-Pop Songs of 2013

It's time to wrap up 2013 and move forward into a new year for K-Pop, and what better way to do that than to look at the past year and see the triumphs and failures (see the next article) in K-Pop...