So KBS doesn't like Oranges or Caramel...

If only mermaids were really that cheap... 

In a bizarre twist that only the likes of M. Night Shyamalan could produce, the most unlikely K-Pop subunit to get banned have managed to do just that.



KBS (insert false and perhaps somewhat insulting acronym here) have recently banned the MV for "Catallena" , no more will we hear the jubilant cries of Jutti Meri Hoy Hoy Hoy on KBS...

You might be asking yourself why? Orange Caramel are nothing like the incoming wave (forgive the pun) of dime-a-dozen girl groups opting for a sexy concept because it's trendy to do so. They are not in a contest to show as much skin as they possibly can before they get a 19 rating slapped on and be chastised to holy hell by the Army of  Sexually Repressed Netizens.

So why are they being banned when Jihyun is simulating Female Masturbation during a Gang Drybang and that gets the green light?

Not that I'm complaining.

The answer is simple... If you are fluent in Retardese.

According to KBS, the music video makes light of human life (particularly the scene where the mermaids are depicted as being eaten, as well as the fact that they were in plastic).

First things first, they are mermaids... Therefore it doesn't make light of HUMAN life but MERMAID life. The only people that could possibly be offended by that are Sailors and Sebastian the Crab. Because both are usually drunk off their asses anyway, no one should care.

Secondly, you wanna talk about making light of human life? Okay fine.

Ban "Come Back Home" for Arson, Property Damage and Drug Abuse as well as killing all those people in the fire.

Ban "Mr Mr" for putting a fucking bejewelled playdough heart into their ex, just because he wouldn't buy them Gucci or a decent fucking video camera.

Ban "Full Moon" for chomping on a brother's neck and turning him into a Korean Edward Cullen.

And finally ban "Marionette" because bathing in milk can give you a yeast infection.

Overall this is just a gross oversight by KBS and honestly it will come back to bite them in the rear end, but for now if you want some Orange Caramel, you're gonna have to go to SBS and MBC from now on.