Future of Hyuna/Because I'm The Best Review

I wanna take you seriously but your "dollars" are drawn in coloured pencil...

Hyuna, I'm not sure about you anymore...

Sexy Time With Sohyun

I was all kinds of not ready for her to be this hot, I can safely say this is the first time I've blushed while looking at a picture...

How they grow up so fast... I decided to do a double feature, and this time around the adorable maknae of 4Minute takes centre stage!

Our next feature is Sohyun.

Sexy Time With Hwasa

Remember when I said I miss Yuri's thighs? Yeah... Me neither.

It's time for the glorious return of my unabashed pervertedness... BRING ON TEH SEXY TIME!!!

This chick has got soul, class and ass (she sings purty too)  It's Hwasa from MAMAMOO!

VIXX LR's Beautiful Liar Review

Damn it Leo stop making me more bi than I already am...

Yet another criminally under-appreciated song to go into the K-Pop archive. Sigh...

"Put it on ice b*tch, Dr. Pepper~"

Pikachu? Is that you Pikachu? T^T

Ohhh boy... This gem.

Unpretty Rapstar Returns?

We are not a team, this is a competition~

Oh Jessi, did you ever think that this would happen?

SNSD's Comeback Extravaganza

Ariel?

I'm such a Sone, the first thing I write about after a year of going away is SNSD. Le sigh.

Has it really been a year?!

Um... Oops?

Hyeri is a worthless bitch and I hate her.

Now that I've got your attention... I don't actually hate Hyeri.

R.I.P RiSe

Heaven has gained another angel...

Rest in Paradise, Kwon Risae.

#RIPEunB

It's been a while since I've written anything on this blog... I didn't even think to say I was going on hiatus, but due to how small time this blog is, I didn't think anyone cared.

However that's not relevant right now, what is relevant is that I didn't want to write this article because quite frankly I shouldn't be... and it is really upsetting that I am.

Sexy Time With Nana

Just in case ya'll think I'm talking about my grandma...

If you ain't heard of her before, get to know now... This chick is hot.

She is as cute as a button and beautiful too, but if you think she can't be that pretty and a seductive fox at the same time... Think again.

Our next feature is After School's Nana!

Sexy Time With Sera

Korea, France and Canada combined together to form this beautiful woman with a beautiful voice... God bless America.

Unlike Taeyeon who really couldn't be called Sexy, this woman fits the bill very nicely... As the leader of a nine member girl group should do.

Our next entry is Sera from Nine Muses!

Taemin's audition for the Korean Olympic 100m Team.

'Nuff fucking said. The title of the video says it all really...

... Oh you want me to talk about this? Fine.

A Wild Taeyeon Appears! (Otherwise known as Sexy Time With Taeyeon)

To be fair... you couldn't call this sexy, right?

Kim Taeyeon and Sexy don't usually go together, so instead we'll call this "A Wild Taeyeon Appears" or "Cute Time With Taeyeon" because the Kid Leader of SNSD and Ahjumma in a young woman's body, isn't gonna top anyone's sexy list.

Our next entry on "Sexy Time" is Taeyeon!

Psycho Bitch Entry Two - Hong Ga Hye

On the previous installment of "Psycho Bitch" we talked about the fictional Kim Yeoshin, the alleged idol-killer...

Unfortunately, our next entry (and hopefully our last) is real. Allow me to introduce to you, the face of pure evil and several mental disorders.

More after the break--

Sexy Time With Eunji

Words cannot describe how breathtakingly beautiful this woman is... Oh well, time to fap!

If you haven't heard of Nine Muses before, you should get to know them. They're basically SNSD if every single member was tall, elegant and sexy...

Allow me to introduce our next entry, Eunji from Nine Muses!

Sewol.

This isn't gonna be some highly decorated blog entry filled with hilarious one-liners or snippy quips inspired by my somewhat british sense of humour (except the somewhat bitter one here or there)... Otherwise, this is a serious post.

I apologize in advance if this ruins your day.

Sexy Time With Soyou

Now take note ladies... THIS is how you give bedroom eyes.

Another entry for your viewing pleasure, the sultry and soulful lead vocalist of SISTAR, Soyou!

It's like taking candy from a fangirl.

Unless Jonghyun is wearing nail varnish, which I highly doubt, then your package just got jacked.

So apparently MBC staff also work as mail-interceptors which is, you know, a felony in some parts of the world?

But hey, it's only a fangirl, no one's gonna care right?

Here's why that line of thinking would be wrong, after the break...