Saturday, 26 April 2014

Sexy Time With Sera

Korea, France and Canada combined together to form this beautiful woman with a beautiful voice... God bless America.
Unlike Taeyeon who really couldn't be called Sexy, this woman fits the bill very nicely... As the leader of a nine member girl group should do.

Our next entry is Sera from Nine Muses!


Taemin's audition for the Korean Olympic 100m Team.


'Nuff fucking said. The title of the video says it all really...

... Oh you want me to talk about this? Fine.

Thursday, 24 April 2014

A Wild Taeyeon Appears! (Otherwise known as Sexy Time With Taeyeon)

To be fair... you couldn't call this sexy, right?
Kim Taeyeon and Sexy don't usually go together, so instead we'll call this "A Wild Taeyeon Appears" or "Cute Time With Taeyeon" because the Kid Leader of SNSD and Ahjumma in a young woman's body, isn't gonna top anyone's sexy list.

Our next entry on "Sexy Time" is Taeyeon!

Wednesday, 23 April 2014

Psycho Bitch Entry Two - Hong Ga Hye

On the previous installment of "Psycho Bitch" we talked about the fictional Kim Yeoshin, the alleged idol-killer...

Unfortunately, our next entry (and hopefully our last) is real. Allow me to introduce to you, the face of pure evil and several mental disorders.


More after the break--


Saturday, 19 April 2014

Sexy Time With Eunji

Words cannot describe how breathtakingly beautiful this woman is... Oh well, time to fap!
If you haven't heard of Nine Muses before, you should get to know them. They're basically SNSD if every single member was tall, elegant and sexy...

Allow me to introduce our next entry, Eunji from Nine Muses!


Friday, 18 April 2014

Sewol.

This isn't gonna be some highly decorated blog entry filled with hilarious one-liners or snippy quips inspired by my somewhat british sense of humour (except the somewhat bitter one here or there)... Otherwise, this is a serious post.

I apologize in advance if this ruins your day.


Thursday, 17 April 2014

Sexy Time With Soyou

Now take note ladies... THIS is how you give bedroom eyes.

Another entry for your viewing pleasure, the sultry and soulful lead vocalist of SISTAR, Soyou!


Saturday, 12 April 2014

It's like taking candy from a fangirl.

Unless Jonghyun is wearing nail varnish, which I highly doubt, then your package just got jacked.
So apparently MBC staff also work as mail-interceptors which is, you know, a felony in some parts of the world?

But hey, it's only a fangirl, no one's gonna care right?

Here's why that line of thinking would be wrong, after the break...


Tuesday, 8 April 2014

NS Yoon-G "Yasisi" MV Review

There are a thousand things that I want to do to that body... All of them are 19+
Remember how Helena of Troy had a face that could sail a thousand ships, this woman has a body that would make me take a flight to Korea, buy all sorts of tracking equipment, find out where she is "sasaeng-style" and give her a hug.

A sexual hug.

Monday, 7 April 2014

Sexy Time With Miryo

Meet Miryo... Otherwise known as what would happen if Aeon Flux and Mirror's Edge were to fuse with K-Pop.

Our next feature on Waifu Wednesdays Sexy Time is Miryo from Brown Eyed Girls.

Saturday, 5 April 2014

TaeNy and KhunToria fans going down with their ships.


In lieu of dating news it has been recently revealed that both Tiffany and Nichkhun are dating... Who may you ask?

Each other.


Wednesday, 2 April 2014

Sexy Time With NS Yoon-G

Why haven't I heard of you earlier? Damn I'm really missing out in this whole K-Pop thing.
Okay who was the selfish cunt that decided to wait until I watched "Yasisi" to stan the fuck out of this gorgeous woman.

Just wait until I finally finish the MV review, it's gonna be nuts.

Our next feature, NS Yoon-G!


Tuesday, 1 April 2014

So Hyoyeon had to smack a bitch.

See this right here? This is Hyoyeon's face before she goes to smack a bitch.

Hyoyeon decides that she wants to do a backflip from a 2nd floor balcony and bitches be trying to stop her and shit...